Petition To Create Singles Day

​𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘⁣⁣
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𝗪𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲⁣ ⁣
when we celebrate the awesomeness of mothers⁣⁣
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𝗪𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 ⁣⁣
when we celebrate the amazingness of fathers⁣⁣
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𝗪𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐭. 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲⁣⁣
when we celebrate the patron saint of green beer (OK, I know there’s more to this day than green beer, but that’s really what I’m familiar with)⁣⁣
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𝗪𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 ⁣⁣
when we celebrate our love for that special person in our life⁣⁣
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𝐒𝐨, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲?⁣⁣
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I hereby propose a day that’s devoted to celebrating singles.⁣⁣
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𝐀 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬.⁣⁣
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𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, but choose being alone rather than being with the wrong person is the right choice for them.⁣⁣
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𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, but choose asking for help from a friend is better than being in a relationship that’s not right for them.⁣⁣
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𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝 and wish their beloved was beside them ... to snuggle up to, to share their love with, to find comfort in each other’s arms...but they choose being alone in their bed is better than sharing themselves with someone who’s not the right person.⁣⁣
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𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧…⁣⁣
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𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝.⁣⁣
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𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡⁣⁣
𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞⁣⁣
𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠.⁣⁣
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So I’m proposing we start a petition to have Singles Day a national holiday!⁣⁣
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𝗪𝐡𝐨’𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬?⁣⁣
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Who believes we need a Single Day just as much as we need all the other holidays?⁣⁣